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If I Die and Top Model

April 14, 2012 by Andiesprick

The “If I Die” sneak peak and the Top Model show both came out and I don’t think anything Bill did ever fell flatter. Its like nobody cares! In the old days just one of these things would have provided enough material for weeks of fan chatter…

Now I’m just waiting for Bill’s psychosis to kick in and he decides to cut everyone off again. I can’t be the only one to notice how he transitioned into being the active sharing person with pics and info he never was before. Its like a bipolar shift! It feels as if he has become a cam whore to the ~2500 active fans they have anymore.

Bill…WHAT THE HELL?

March 19, 2012 by A Fan with Sense

I wasn’t gonna say anything, but you’ve broke the camel’s back, Kaulitz.

You used to be one of the most attractive people on the planet! What the fuck are you doing to yourself? Where are you getting the money for the hair dye and tattoos? Shouldn’t you be spending it on important things? Like sound production software for the album you’re supposedly working on? Or better yet, MUSIC LESSONS! Ya know… to make yourself a better musician and songwriter to keep up with the competition..like other performers do!

Grey hair and suspenders does NOT look good on you! Very few things you’ve worn in the past few months look good on you! You look like the inbred lovechild of George Michael and Jay Alexander! I’m surprised your hair hasn’t fallen out from all the dyeing and bleaching. Shave your goddamn beard! It looks trashy. Same goes for Tom!

The only thing that I can assume is that you are preparing yourself for a career as a male stripper. Which wouldn’t surprise me as you seem to be adverse to doing what got you this famous in the first place! Singing! Remember that? You were a SINGER in a BAND with three other people and you did fairly well for yourself.

But now…..I seriously don’t know what to think! You’re starting to show your true colors. You’ve become vain, spoiled, shallow, materialistic, unprofessional, lazy, and imbecilic!

Why am I so angry with you? Because, I’m disappointed. I’ve continued to defend you to others, give you the benefit of the doubt, watch your interviews, read your posts, in the hopes that there’s still something of that band and charismatic twins that I used to enjoy. But the more I defend you, the more stupid things you do and I’m sick of it!

You. Look. Like. Glittery. TRASH!

sincerely,

A Fan With Sense

PS. For someone who insists he isn’t gay, you’re doing a shitty job of proving it. Now get your ass in that studio and quit embarrassing yourself!

WOW

March 18, 2012 by Azvira

there is someone in this fandom that i want to slap.

...I just like this blog so much. I gave up on Tokio Hotel's music and them as a band (but, I think the G's deserve smth more) last year; I cringe every time I remember how much I praised them for their ~*koala tea*~ music and ~*unique style*~. Keep this blog up. I hope this opens delusional fans' eyes. HEARTZ!~


March 18, 2012 by tohorage

Boycott the app

January 27, 2012 by Anon

These greedy pricks and their management don’t care about you, all they care about is profit. If they really wanted to share anything with their fans, they would get a twitter. Don’t buy the app, don’t be stupid. Why would you want it anyway? These twats are lame as fuck (and ugly), so you won’t be missing much. The only thing we should pay for is the music, so I hope the new album will be worth buying.

BTK App

January 27, 2012 by anon

The app gives away your location so the twins can always make sure they are far far away from fans.

Fuuukery

January 27, 2012 by fourtokioboys

Some of this stuff going on in the random is bullshit. Here are my raging opinions:

- Bill and Tom are trying to build a more public life in LA and are only doing it for their own publicity. If they really wanted ‘privacy’, why didn’t they just move to some random country? Maybe the most papparazzi infested place isn’t the best place for their so called privacy !!!

- Bill is gay. Full stop

- Make some fucking music already…. I’m pretty sure you are not even half way through your album…

- Humanoid was actually pretty good.

- I hate European and American and SOME Asian fans complaining about how the band hasn’t been o their country in 6 MONTHS or 4 YEARS!
What about the fans in other countries that have never EVER had the chance to see them… … Huh?

Embarrassed I was ever a fan

December 29, 2011 by grindmalik

I was a fan from 2007-2010 and honestly, I look back with embarrassment. Their music is absolute trash, I’ve heard buskers who can sing better than Bill (he sounds like a drowning cat tbh), they all have the personality of a brick wall and dress like full retards.

I’ve been in the One Direction fandom for just over 2 months now and I’ve had more fun and enjoyment than I ever had in the TH fandom.

Bill & Tom, you look like homeless people these days. GET IT TOGETHER!

Screw you TH, Stupid rich twats…we made you, then you just disappear, basically break up as a band and don’t even have the balls to say goodbye.

P.S 99% of the TH fans I saw looked like fat, ugly emo wannabe bitches.

Adiós fuckheads!

Dollar Bill is at it again!!!!

December 14, 2011 by Anne101

Not sure if you’ve heard but Dollar Bill and the TH Crazies are at it again…now they’re charging their fans to answer fan questions, since they’re not doing interviews right now. They can suck it!!!!!!!!!!!! So can their app. News Flash Bill: We’re in a recession and the walue of the dollar is dropping….wait, you would already know that wouldn’t you, Dollar Bill.

To Tokio Hotel and their fans:

December 11, 2011 by Lightning

Tokio Hotel is pretty much done. Their sound is utterly contrived and rife with autotune. They had promise at one point, but they frankly just don’t give a shit anymore and neither does the rest of the world. Except the maybe 10 Tokio Hotel fans that still exist.They haven’t released any new material with the exception of that shit song ‘Hurricanes and Suns’ since their equally shit album Humanoid. Anyone who says Humanoid was a good album is either 13 or lying through their teeth.

Another thing, that app is bullshit. BTK? I didn’t know Tokio Hotel only had two members. Aren’t there two G’s as well? Oh wait…YEAH, there are! Wow, I totally forgot, since Tokio Hotel pretty much revolves around just Bill and Tom now. And that Tokio Hotel calling VIPs thing they’re promoting…watch that end up like 99% of the contests/promotion Tokio Hotel has promised to go through with and it never happens.

Bill, what the fuck are you doing? Your scraggly facial hair is embarrassing, you have more piercings in your face than a Hot Topic employee and you make Boy George look straight as an arrow. Just shave and come out of the closet already. And those calfskin boots, leather purses/pants/shoes/jackets, and all that fur isn’t fooling anyone, the only thing you love about animals is wearing them.

Tom, nobody finds your misogynistic wangster attitude appealing. Put on some pants that fit you and stop trying to be the next Samy Deluxe. Your future is going to be nothing but child support, alimony and gonorrhea. (P.S- how in God’s name can you say you listen to rap and hip hop and have never heard of 50 Cent? Get the fuck out.)

The twins in general: Quit whining about never having any privacy and how you were oh-so-mistreated by your peers, you brought that upon yourself by looking like idiots and then on top of that becoming famous. You’re shallow, whiny, pathetic brats who think being worshipped by psychotic tweens is actually something to be proud of. Little tip? Nobody over the age of eighteen takes you seriously as musicians or as people. Grow up.

Georg and Gustav: Do your careers and yourselves a favor- quit this trainwreck and become the legitimate musicians you deserve to be. You actually care.

THE FANGIRLS. Oh God, the fangirls. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? There is so much wrong with this fanbase that I can’t even begin to comprehend just what is going on in your collective brains—if there’s anything there at all. First off, nobody in Tokio Hotel is ever going to sleep with you, fall in love with you, marry you, or have your children. You’re most likely never going to meet them. They’re allowed to have girlfriends and friends and social lives that don’t involve you. Second, what the hell is with the rampant slash fanfiction? I can understand it in Bill’s case, but, twincest is wrong on SO MANY LEVELS and I have no idea why anyone would ever encourage that. And Gustav and Georg ACTUALLY have girlfriends, they’re never going to be gay. Sorry to burst your homoerotic bubble. Third, why is it that nobody is allowed to have an opinion other than ‘OMG TOKIO HOTEL FUR IMMER<312214!!!!!!!! THEY’RE LIVING GODS OMG MY BODY IS READY!”? Some people are…I don’t know, sane, and acknowledge the fact that in the end, TH are nothing more than four twenty-somethings who make shitty music and at one point were kind of famous. So, Tokio Hotel fangirls, get off of the computer, get your hand out of your pants, get over yourselves and GO OUTSIDE. Meet new people, socialize, meet a guy (or girl, whatever you’re into), fall in love, get laid, play sports, learn origami, do something other than devote the precious time in your life to people who will never know you exist. And if you can’t get that concept through your head and are absolutely convinced that Tokio Hotel is your raison d’etre, just…kill yourself. Please. You’re wasting valuable oxygen that people with real lives need.

Tokio Hotel is dead. Even if they get around to releasing a new album next year, they will never achieve the sucksess (that was intentional) they had in 2008.